Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I am the one and the only...


A mother was standing in the kitchen while her son was playing with his train set. When she heard him saying, "Now we arrived at our first stop, all you lazy ass bitches that are getting off, make it quick, SO WE CAN MOVE ON!!"
The mom was shocked of what she heard, and hurried in to the living room.
We don't use language like that in our house. Go to your room for 2 hours and stay there! If you can talk more proper, you can come down and play with you train set again!
After the 2 hours passed the boy got back to playing with his train. And from the kitchen the mom heard him say "For all the passengers getting off i will thank you for this journey. Get all your belongings. We wish all the new passengers a safe journey! We will do our best to make this journey as comfortable as possible."
The mom smiles and the son keeps talking:
"IF ANY OF YOU IDIOTS ARE PISSED ABOUT THE 2 HOUR DELAY. GO TO THE KITCHEN AND TALK TO THE FAT BITCH!!!!!!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehe good story!!!!!

robmonZter said...

hahahah